Size does matter

I heard about John Cow from my blog buddy, Blog Gigs of

I immediately jump over the moon (you know the nursery rhyme, Hey diddle diddle, the cow jump over the moon?) to find out because I love parodies, flames and blog wars. And I dislike John Chow, really.

And I landed on the farm of John Cow. Oh my….I love him already. He has humor but full of knowledge too. His English is perfect (as far as my bad Ingrish is concern) and I love the little terms like cowtent, make moooney and funny names related to the cows.

I tell you, John Cow is equally evil and he hit right to the point :


If you want your blog to become successful, really all you have to do is get it noticed by loads of people. Obviously you need to create quality cowtent, which you will if you take pride in your work, but there is real strength in numbers. People are like the sheep we see across the road from our paddock, always sticking together and if one starts running, they all do. Once your herd of readers is large enough there’s not much you can do wrong. Because it’s such a big group, new sheep will gladly follow thus increasing your size once more.

You are mean, John Cow. But you are so right. Now, where is my Little Bo Peep’s hat? I wanna go find some lost sheeps to herd into my paddock.

BTW, did you hear that another page rank shake up is looming near? I don’t know about you, but I am not looking forward to it. All my page ranks have been pretty stagnant and being a paid post blogger plus selling text links, I only cower in fear with each one. The only way is down. And no, I am not going to change my ‘bad’ habits. I love the money too much to worry about it.

Post Author: lilian

7 thoughts on “Size does matter


    (July 8, 2007 - 2:33 pm)

    You mean the page rank can go down? I always thought if you’re PR 5, you’ll be PR5 and stand to go up PR 6 but never again drop below PR5…

    Sei Loh. I didn’t know…:-P

    John Cow

    (July 8, 2007 - 2:53 pm)

    We salute you!


    (July 8, 2007 - 4:35 pm)

    John – Hey, nice of you to drop by! Great tips you got there.

    Helen – Oh yes, page ranks do drop and my photo blog did that in the last PR shakeup.


    (July 8, 2007 - 6:38 pm)

    Hehe, I thought’s such a great parody. And his words are so funny and spot on.

    Awesome ! I laughed out so loudly that my hubby thought I was so crazy.

    It’s just soooooooooo funny lah this JohnCow blog….;D


    (July 9, 2007 - 10:54 am)

    I thought I saw wrong spelling there… but coming from you, I dont think so. Hahaha. he’s funny indeed.


    (July 12, 2007 - 2:18 pm)

    Yeah, I like John Cow’s blog too. Moreover, he is not just a stupid imitator, he produces good content too.

    Btw, I realy doubt the PR update is gonna be so soon. Has it been 3-4 months since the last update? Seems like it was just updated. Lol. Cannot remember, bad memorylah :(

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