Oik, Warkah untuk PM website dah bungkus dah…?

Warkah Untuk PM or Letter to the Prime Minister is a website launched just before the Malaysia General Election because our dear PM suddenly wants to feel connected to his minions citizens. The moment it was released, I did a major SEO on it and now, I regret I did it.

warkahuntukPM2

I am on #1 for the keyword. Should I be happy? Nay…

warkahuntukPM
(the main url will lead to this email login page)

You know why? The original site is no longer available online as I write this. And the clueless folks are still landing on my personal blog and tell me about their blocked drains, their support for the Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi and their lost documents etc etc. Haiyor…I have put up a disclaimer plus three huge notices that the site is my personal blog and not the Prime Minister official site.

Yet, all these clueless folks still leave their pleas, their grandmother stories for the PM on my post. DOH! I refuse to close comment because I want to see how many clueless folks we have in the country. I tell you, it is dead funny why people can be so blur. I think I will make a lot of money with scam since we have so many people who never use their brains to think when they read something online.

I could just tell them to remit some money for me after they had done their confessions with the PM online. With my terror-merror SEO skill, I think I should represent all bloggers in Malaysia. I have pwnd the new information sinister’s name, the curry website and even the PM.

And yes, this is just an obnoxious and humorous post. However, I find it shocking that after all the promotion in the media about the website Warkah Untuk PM, they have a 404 now. Those full page, colour advertisements in the major newspapers costs a shitload of money and those money are our taxpayers money. It is not funny, I tell you.

warkahuntukPM3
(see? 404 error)

Now, for some SEO tips.

1) Note that I use the keyword but it is linked to pages I want to promote;
2) Getting on the #1 page is the name of the game.
3) When you are there, it doesn’t matter what your page content is because the world is full of clueless people and they lapped up whatever craps you served.
4) Don’t attempt to do this because it will cause your CTR to plummet.
5) Do it if you feel wicked. How about pwning your enemy’s name? ;) But if you are not careful, you can get sued.

Have fun, anyway.

Post Author: lilian

14 thoughts on “Oik, Warkah untuk PM website dah bungkus dah…?

    Rauff

    (March 25, 2008 - 12:14 am)

    Hahahahah~!!! Cool….eh next time elections you run for your area lah. Heheheheh~! Then we can have warkah untuk lilian site.

    PandanKia

    (March 25, 2008 - 12:14 am)

    Dear Pak Lah,
    I like your wordpress template and your posting. but why it is about money making and not about politics?

    P/S just joking….MUAHAHAHAHA

    pablopabla

    (March 25, 2008 - 11:07 am)

    Psssttt!!! Did you inform Jeff that the warkah site is down? Time for Opposition to shoot PM further on his so-called promises. Muahahahaha!

    pablopabla

    (March 25, 2008 - 11:09 am)

    Eh, got lah. The site still around.

    tomatoinc

    (March 25, 2008 - 11:43 am)

    the site is onlien again. someone should keep monitoring the site. i think it won’t last long!

    moo_t

    (March 25, 2008 - 12:52 pm)

    I suggest you link it to TVSmith PLSB… Wakakakakakakaa.

    […] you do not know, our dear and beloved Prime Minister’s website for the rakyat sudah bungkus. Warkah Untuk PM sudah hilang. After they spent dunno how much on advertisements and setting up the […]

    ramzy0

    (March 25, 2008 - 3:26 pm)

    nope, not available dah. perhaps pak lah too terkejut with the election result – so nak tutup malu close down the site lol

    Klaw

    (March 25, 2008 - 3:30 pm)

    It’s not like that la…
    Just that the network admins for their site didn’t configure the domain that well.

    If you added the www to the front of the URL, it will still bring you to the site.

    gaman

    (March 26, 2008 - 1:36 am)

    Yes I noticed the same thing too. http://www.warkahuntukpm.com.my/ points to the page while http://warkahuntukpm.com.my/ points to their email login page.

    How can they handle all those queries if they can’t even setup their server properly?

    […] Pak Lah, please sack your webmaster who manage your website warkah untuk PM. They are morons who cannot even get their links to direct properly. Sack them, hire me. […]

    Mr. Jenau Anak Masing/Sarawak

    (December 24, 2008 - 8:31 pm)

    Salam hormat buat PM, Datuk Sri Abdullah B. Badwi, Saya(Jenau anak Masing) bagi pihak kaum IBAN dari Sarawak, amat menyanjungi pentabiran pak lah,dalam menguruskan budgets bagi semua kaum, khusus nya di Malaysia, Kami kaum IBAN amat gembira sekali, dengan project yang telah pak lah berikan kepada Negeri kami di Sarawak, dan ini memberi kebaikan kepada kami yang jauh tinggal di pendalaman, Saya bagi pihak semua kaum Iban dari Sarawak, akan berdiri teguh di belakang PM. Kalau boleh, kami kaum Iban memberi sokongan supaya pak lah tetap sebagai Pedana Menteri di Malaysia.
    Hidup ! Pak Lah Hidup ! BN. Sekian, Selamat Taun Baru 2009.

    Mamat

    (January 16, 2009 - 12:26 am)

    Hai Jenau..napa kitak paloi sokong BN??.
    Memang org sarawak sik di pakei otaknya..
    BN kemeh kitak harik2 pun tetap teguh disokong nya..
    PALOI!!!!

    momo

    (February 9, 2009 - 8:30 pm)

    da tutup kepe hang susah pe..macamtu pun nak jadi issue…..
    manusia2….klu ko buat issue knpa mnusia skrg mnjadi2 mulutnya tabie nya kn berfaedah..jwbnya khir zmn laaa..politik djdkn mgsa kjatuhan bgsa….

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