I love my rants

For those of us who write loads of paid posts in one sitting, we have an amazing skill. It is not something everyone possess and especially not the men. Only a few of us women can think of stuffs to write on the spot. In fact, sometimes, I notice that I can produce a post in less than 3 minutes and that includes photos as well.

Now, I don’t blame Google for accusing us of spamming the internet. LOL, we spam with our rants. Google is my shrink. Here is a post that I wrote last night and when I read back, I am mighty proud of my wisdom. Note that it contains lots of obscene words in my native language, i.e. Hokkien. Well, not too vulgar, just parts of the male and female bodies.

I am going to paste it over here. Hope I got my message across :

Kanasai, all gray jor

Not that I fark care about them anymore. I long long oredi gave up on the cibai PukiPukiPuki liao but tonight, I saw a few and they asked for some PR. Lanjiao eh, I (still) got, ok? But that also turned gray.

I farking hate the mention of PukiPukiPuki nowadays. They are the ones who cause us all these miseries. But at least I have USD14K to sooth my tulan-ness. I really pity those who didn’t at least reap USD10K from them. Niamah, stupid system. Beat gong so loud until Goog oso tulan liao. Now, cannot deliver anything to us. Sohais only hang around and hope. Die liao lah, go find other lubang lah. (original post from my personal blogspot Karma Kameleon)

Translation :
puki and cibai – the female “part’
kanasai – fark
jor – an expression in Cantonese
lanjiao – the male organ
tulan-ness – feelings of being farked but if direct translation means the male pig’s organ
niamah – your mother
beat gong – Beat the big drum or being too loud
sohais – Stupid crabs? hai sounds like crab or the female part. So = stupid
lubang – hole (meaning other watering holes)
die lioa lah – Die already, lah is an expression we Malaysians use to emphasize things

Moral of the story – Don’t restrain yourself from ranting sometimes. It is good for the soul.