Thank you for calling Citibank.

For yadda..press 1
For yadda yadda..press 2
yadda yadda yadda press 8

To speak to a Citiphone etc etc officer, press 0

Then…

repeat cycle 1

then,

repeat cycle 2

five minutes later….I finally got a human talking to me! A human!

And there goes my bubble….

I wanted to ask if I can open a USD foreign bank account with them. And nope…they only allow them for three purposes:

1) Education

2) Investment

3) Employment

And I must have supporting documents and subject to their branch manager’s approval. Ish, I asked, “Wow, even if I have a lump sum of money to deposit there, I also cannot open?”

Answer, “Nope”

Dude, not that I am into money laundering lah. Don’t want mah don’t wan lor. Ish!